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Random..!!

I LOVE DAVID CINI..!!

She May Look Like A Woman But She Is All Man..

Ella may look like a woman with her knee high boot's, thick eye lashes, skin tight jean's and other girly thing's, until she burp's!!

Her burp's are so manly and loud that the dead could hear her.

And this is the time for me to tell you about the time she burped and scared a man!!

Ella doesn't care where she is when she burp's she just let's them out, at home, in a cafe, the doctor's she has even burped in the library.

But the best time she did one was in public, she just finished her favourite Mc Donald's combo of Fries and Strawberry milkshake when she did the biggest loudest burp she had ever done and a man who was literally 10 minutes in front of us heard it and jumped round like someone fired a gun!!

Her burps will make any man proud..!!  

Another Holiday Another Fall

June 2007
Location: Leysdown Beach, Kent.


It was our first week of our annual family holiday and me and Ella was taking a walk one sunny afternoon on the beach, we started walking towards Warden Bay, chatting away about what to have for dinner and what to wear to the club that night when we realized how far we had walked but carried on anyway.
It was nice the two of us having some alone sister time when we came to a gate which was stuck so we had to find another way around it.
On one side was stinging nettles and on the other side was a nice clear "safe" bit, so Ella took on the nettles while I opted for the "safe" route, little did I know that it was a mistake.
Ella was talking away about what shoe's to wear, when yes you guessed it my foot got stuck in a little rabbit whole and down the ditch I went.
At the bottom of the ditch was a little stream and because i didn't want to make an ass of myself even more I grabbed on to a wooden post but got about five splinter's and grazed my knee's.
Ella had no idea what had happened and while I was half way down the ditch hanging on for dear life to the wooden post and five splinter's in my hand she was still walking along and talking to her self, and when I didn't answer her she looked round to see what I was doing but of course she couldn't see me.
I can still hear her  now shouting out my name asking me where I was.
I couldn't help but laugh and then I saw her head then saw she was crying with laughter at the sight of me me in the ditch.


After about ten minute's of Ella on the ground laughing at me she finally helped me out of my little situation and to steady my nerves we finally made it back to safe ground (Mr B's) for a game of bingo.


This is the reason why I drink, this is what happens to me when I'm sober..!!


Three year's on and Ella keep's telling this story like it happened yesterday... 

What Are Friend's For?

Just an update on friendship and how great it is....NOT!!!
Dan (The best friend of 19 year's) asked me to go on cam so he can show me he is eating ben and jerry's ice cream!!


FRIENDSHIP IS BOLLOCK'S THESE DAY'S!!

Football

Carlos 'Kukin' Flores  told police he was being chased by a ghost when he was stopped for running naked through the street's..!!!
Carlos has admitted to having issues with cocaine, eventually admitted that he had been "engaging with dirty ladies" and that he came up with the ghost line to try and hide the truth from his wife.


All I can say is..chased by ghost's?!? MATE YOUR STILL ON COCAINE..!! YOU IDIOT..!!

Never Race A 5 Year Old

Year: 2005
Month: Not to sure..!!

Me Ella Danii Carmen and Alithia was outside my school on our way to my parent's evening and we was going to the shop first.
Danii asked me to race her so I did, but the devil child decied to run in a zig-zag and I tought it would be safer to run in the road so I wouldnt get tripped up by Danii or the other way round, but as I ran into the road I tripped myself up and went skidding across the road and nearly got hit by a car.

It hurt so bad that I wanted to cry but when I saw everyone laughing I started to laugh.
My hip didnt!!
My hip got so badly bruised and cut that to this day the cold weather hurts my hip!!

NEVER RACE A 5 YEAR OLD!!

It Was Between Me And The Fence

June 2008:

I was on holiday with my family, (Mum, Dad and little sister Danii) we was on our family holiday where we go every year.

Leysdown, Kent, staying in our much loves Caravan Park.

Me Mum and Danii was off to the shop while my dad stayed beind, our Caravan was in front of the parking area with a fence around it, Mum and Danii took the long way round and Me being Me took the easy way and climbed over the fence but I was wearing Flip-Flop's (Not good for climbing with..!!)

My foot got stuck on something and i flipped right over landing smack on my face.

Mum and Danii laughing was bad enough until I heard my Dad's evil laugh from the Caravan.

What made matter's worse was the fact that the grass had just been cut and i had grass every where, I mean EVERYWHERE..!!

My hair, down my top, my leg's and yes even my teeth!!

The fence also decided that this wasn't enough and also broke my Flip-Flop's and cut all my leg and arm!!

When Joe-Joe "Ran Away"

I can't remember how long ago this happend but I think I was about 5 or 6.
When we all moved in to our house we became good friend's with our neighbour that we started to call them aunt and uncle, and we thought of there kid's as our cousin's.
Me and Ella (my older sister) was really close to their oldest son Joe-Joe, (Still are.) I dont remeber the whole story because like I said I was about 5 or 6 but Joe-Joe must of got in to trouble by unlce Joe because Joe-Joe knocked on our front door with his bag and said he was running away and can he stay with us. (All he packed was his beloved colouring book's and teddy bear's)

Mum and Dad couldn't stop laughing and still can't to this day. when ever they see him they mention this!!!

Memories!

Writing my last post about Carmen got me thinking about all the memories I have had with a lot of people so I thought why not post them.
There will be some funny one's, sad one's alot of embarrasing one's (for me anyway).
And probably memories people thought i forgot about lol!

Carmen Andrea Solorzano

my close friend of soo many years wants me to write a post about her!!
i got nothing to say apart from:
we had sooo many fucking memories too many to post now but man i will post most of them.
omg typing this i just remembered i saw a picture of "J" omg omg omg!!

ok im going to pen some memories then post them on here!!! hahaha.
EXPOSURE!!

Never Stop Loving You- A Heart Broken Poem BY Shannon Mclaughlan.

Clouds moving,

rain falling,

sun breaking,

Don't stop the rain.

Darkness spreading,

sadness multiplies,

i despise you more,

Happiness fading,

Soon im understanding,

the meaning of life.

hate expanding,

hearts disolving,

Thanks to you,

I feel like im dying.

My blood runs cold,

The heart of mine,

misunderstanding

Roses blooming,

still i sit still,

waiting for that day,

Till you realise,

I love you till my last breathe.

Breathing heavily,

sobs escaping,

Tears running,

Head buried,

In my hands.

Shoulders heaving,

My heart bleeding,

with the thought,

I'd never see you again.

Eyes closing,

time is stopping,

to a world which i hope

is better

Trying to Get A straight Man To Fuck A Gay Man

Annie Snowflake
omg i fucking love you glen


8:45pmGlen
why do u


8:45pmAnnie Snowflake
because you are god!!


8:46pmGlen
but u got a bf


8:46pmAnnie Snowflake
we can have a 3 sum


8:47pmGlen
hmmmm


8:48pmAnnie Snowflake
is that a yes?


8:48pmGlen
i dont know


8:49pmAnnie Snowflake
why dont you know it will be fun :)


8:52pmAnnie Snowflake
come on need a answer need to book a romm and what not :)


8:53pmGlen
why u want me 2 fuck u then


8:53pmAnnie Snowflake
no my bf gonna fuck you :)
then u can both fuck me


8:55pmGlen

i not leting no one 2 fuck me i only do girls NO BOY


8:56pmAnnie Snowflake
you never know you might enjoy it
afterwards you get to fuck me so why not say yes
no one is going to fnd out


8:57pmGlen
SORRY IT A NO


8:57pmAnnie Snowflake
ohhh well was going to say just fuck me and my bf can watch but you said no so might as well be no for every thing else


9:00pmGlen
ok then i do like u but i cant have ur bf fuckin me


9:00pmAnnie Snowflake
his very good
best ive had


9:01pmGlen
that nice 4 u then


9:01pmAnnie Snowflake
if u dont want him to fuck u why not fuck him


9:02pmGlen
wat


9:02pmAnnie Snowflake
you dont want to be fucked by a man so why not jus fuck a man


9:03pmGlen
no why do u want me 2 fuck him then

9:03pmAnnie Snowflake

because im getting wet just thinking about it


9:04pmGlen
if i said yh what wud he do and what u do


9:06pmAnnie Snowflake
he would take it i would sit back andf finger my self while im watching


9:07pmGlen
then what


9:07pmAnnie Snowflake
then one of u could fuck me
or both of you
spit roast


9:09pmGlen
if i said yh when and where


9:11pmAnnie Snowflake
how much are you willing to pay

9:11pmGlen
i not pay 4 it or 4 u


9:12pmAnnie Snowflake
ok then bye

I Love James + SuzANNE

12:38pmJames
hi u oki
12:38pmAnnie Snowflake
yea you
12:38pmJames
yh wuu2
12:38pmAnnie Snowflake
not much
you
12:40pmJames
nm tryna ring daniel
to mae sure he knows theres no presentation evening
12:41pmAnnie Snowflake
yh he knows hes here with me
how do u know
12:41pmJames
kl
saw on skl site
12:42pmAnnie Snowflake
ok kool
u wanna meet up about 2 ish?
out side tk 2 da maxxx
12:43pmJames
wt u plannin to do
12:43pmAnnie Snowflake
the usual, meet dave have sex throw a few snow balls at him
12:44pmJames
lol nh its kl am waitin for something to be delivered at home
12:44pmAnnie Snowflake
what??
12:45pmJames
dunno sumit my mum ordered
12:45pmAnnie Snowflake
a new son hhahaha]
12:45pmJames
maybe lol
12:45pmAnnie Snowflake
how dare u blow me off for sa fucking delivery man
12:45pmJames
lol
12:46pmAnnie Snowflake
i am not even joking
12:46pmJames
isnt 2 enough for u
12:46pmAnnie Snowflake
daniel wants to see you aswell we is not speaking to you now
12:47pmJames
lol y
12:47pmAnnie Snowflake
bbecause he loves you
12:47pmJames
lol i ment y aint u speakin 2 me!
12:47pmAnnie Snowflake
because ur npot meeting with us duurrrr
12:48pmJames
lol wt cn i do
12:48pmAnnie Snowflake
meet us
12:49pmJames
it is not possible lol
12:50pmAnnie Snowflake
anything is possible if you really want it
if you come i will let you touch my tits
12:50pmJames
not comin
12:50pmAnnie Snowflake
your gay bruv
daniel dont want you to go to his house now!!


your mean man
go home
12:51pmJames
what?
lol
12:51pmAnnie Snowflake
nsdjnkjweabjrweb
go home
12:53pmJames
i am at home
12:53pmAnnie Snowflake
dont lie i didnt know bins had internet, you realy pimped it out


12:54pmJames
lol yep i did
12:54pmAnnie Snowflake
so when u taking me on a date?
12:54pmJames
erm dont kno once i have got enough savings in he bin
12:55pmAnnie Snowflake
take me to the bin
i wantr to be ur bin queen
12:55pmJames
i already got a bin queen
12:57pmAnnie Snowflake
wtf who
dr who
saima
12:57pmJames
lol not mariah carey
12:57pmAnnie Snowflake
lmao
so who ?
12:58pmJames
her names suzanne
12:58pmAnnie Snowflake
take of the suz and u got anne
see i know u want me baby
12:58pmJames
loool
nh
ur taken got david n dan
he told me ur gonna have a threesome wedding
12:59pmAnnie Snowflake
who said?
12:59pmJames
dan
1:00pmAnnie Snowflake
ok kool u wanna be the photographer on the wedding night 
1:00pmJames
yh
1:00pmAnnie Snowflake
so whos suzANNE
1:01pmJames
u dnt kno her
1:01pmAnnie Snowflake
is she ur gf?
or do u want her to be?
1:01pmJames
yep to the first
1:02pmAnnie Snowflake
yh yh what evs
profile says single
1:02pmJames
ok
1:03pmAnnie Snowflake
ur dizzy bruv
1:03pmJames
so wht if profile siz single lol
facebook isnt life
1:03pmAnnie Snowflake
well put two and two together
it fucking isd life how dare you
1:03pmJames
lol
1:04pmAnnie Snowflake
dont lol me
1:04pmJames
lol lol lol lol lol
1:04pmAnnie Snowflake
fuck you cunt
so suzanne
1:04pmJames
lol
1:04pmAnnie Snowflake
wank shit
where did u meet
phone box?
1:05pmJames
holiday
1:05pmAnnie Snowflake
so she lives in goa
1:05pmJames
no
1:06pmAnnie Snowflake
huh'
1:06pmJames
shes from london
she was on hol too
donut
1:06pmAnnie Snowflake
ohhhhhhh omg omg omg omg can we double date
1:06pmJames
nop
1:06pmAnnie Snowflake
why
1:06pmJames
nt yt neway
1:06pmAnnie Snowflake
why
why
is she real
omg she is sur left hand init
1:07pmJames
nop
1:07pmAnnie Snowflake
can we see a picture
1:08pmJames
yh 1 sec
1:08pmAnnie Snowflake
kl
1:08pmJames
hw am i gna shw u?
1:09pmAnnie Snowflake
erm send it to my email or inbox it or soming
1:11pmJames
princesstitty?
1:13pmAnnie Snowflake
yes
1:13pmJames
sent to ur msn addy
gt it?
1:14pmAnnie Snowflake
jus checkin
1:16pmAnnie Snowflake
ur gay
1:16pmJames
y
1:16pmAnnie Snowflake
fuck off
going out
bye

Big Brother

Vinnie Jones to win!!

five year's ago my life fell apart,

I had no reason to live.

I thought everyone was out to get me

everyone knew my secret 

I tried so hard to forget what people were saying

I tried to block out the name's they used to call me.

Every time I closed my eye's I could see him,

I could still smell him,

but worst of all I could still taste the alcohol.

I wanted so much to forget about it that I tried ending my life.

I wanted to die so much just to forget the pain and hurt i kept feeling.

I never got close to anyone after that,

He told me I was damaged good's and that no one would want me ever.

He told me if i told anyone he would kill me,

I wished he did kill me so I didn't have to feel anymore

I wanted to be dead so no one else could hurt me.

I told myself  I would never let a man in to my life ever again.

I didn't want to be used and hurt again.

But you have made me feel so save

you have made me feel so loved and now I am glad he didn't kill me.

you wasn't in my life when it happened but I am happy you are here now.

You made me believe in life again, you made me see that my life isn't a black whole any more.

Regret's!

They made me do it again

I've slit my wrist

it seem's like the blood is always pouring out of me

they don't care

they don't understand

but you do.

I did it again,

I bleed and now  I'd stop you too

I don't care if I die as long as I've stopped you..

They keep bugging me

what do they care when I'm dead they'll be having a ball

all i can do i face the fact's

it drove me to suicide.

who's to say I won't do it again?

No body care's they don't give a fuck they want me to hurry up and die.

The threat's and punches flew at my head,

They don't understand me 

but you do.

I've gone through year's of blood sweat and tear's

I had no reason to stop

I picked up a gun, loaded it and tried to squeeze the trigger,

I stopped because I thought I'd lose you.

No Body Listens to Me.

I'm trying it again

the failure seem's the same

but I'll die in the end

no body think's of me again.

I was at a loss

I was alone with no where to go but now I'm frozen in time.

I'm never going to leave your side again.

now I'm forgotten,

no body know's my name

failure seem's the same.

One time,

All I want is you now

my death

why would anyone care?

one time,

I feel you close to me

I didn't mean for you to be caught up in this mess.

I know time is slipping away

everything feel's like yesterday

your tear's have rolled down your gorgeous face once again.

My sadness is love

why is fate so true?

But I'm lost in the moment

the time is heavy, it seem's so right

All i can see is fire,

but failure seem's the same.

My love is seem's so far away

and yesterday I loved you less because I love you more today.

Does it seem right I'll be forgotten next month?

everybody seem's to hate me

what's the point?

No body want's to remember me.

Thank You Daniel Day XxXxX

After all the years I have known you, you have always been there for me,

you pick me up when I am down, you make me smile when Im pissed off, you are my world and I don't know what I would do with out you.

All the things i have told you, you have never judged me or put me down, you know the right things to say and you know how to make me laugh.

You are my one and only best friend and i cant wait for more years of being your friend.

We have so many strange and funny memories which yes I will post, you don't think i would have a Blog and not post any of our history did you!!

We bitch together we get depressed together and we are random with each other.

You always help me out and I never know how to pay you back so this is my start of saying thank you for all you have done for me. and with out your help this Blog wouldn't of happened so i owe alot to you.

THANK YOU FOR THE PAST, THANK YOU FOR THE PRESENT AND THANK YOU FOR THE FUTURE!

I LOVE YOU! XXXXX

My Music.

for as long as i remember it has been expected of teenagers and young adults to like the type of "in" music such as Lady gaga, Beonyce, The Saturday's, Jay z, Pixie Lott and any one who wins the x factor-not me.

As much as i love lady gaga and her brilliant line up of great music i also enjoy other types of music.

Most people would be ashamed to admit what kind of music they have on their ipods but im not, 

Although I do have Lady gaga Beonyce, The Saturday's, Jay z, Pixie Lott and Alexandra burke on my ipod i also have other types of music like the good old music: Blondie Dolly Parton Willie Nelson old blues eyes, yes Mr Frank Sinatra and loads of other great classic, I also have music most people wont give a chance like Miley cyrus AKA Hannah Montana the Jonas Brother's High School Musical and mainly stuff for the under 10's but i love them, mainly Miley Cyrus.

Now to admit to my more cheesy song like's....

Aqua (barbie is my song) Steps, westlife, Boyzone, Spice girls  (im not ashamed to admit it, i loved them 10 years ago and i love them now!!) S Club 7 and  Britney spears. 

But since I've been with my darling boyfriend, him and his little sister have got me liking Muse Paramore (they are amazing) The killers The Calling Papa Roach, 30 Seconds To Mars and loads more.

I also enjoy the classical range like Kathrine Jenkins, Fayrl Smith, Lesley Garrett Il Divo and many more.

I don't get why people are so bothered about what music we listen to.

Be Proud of the music you like and don't hide it.

MUSIC EXPRESSES WHO YOU ARE!!

Xx~ MizUnderStood's First Post ~xX

I have no idea what to write as my first post!!


I would say im not good at talking but i cant as my best friend will read this and disagree completely, so i guess i will tell the truth.
i'm a complete bitch.
i say what i think and dont care what people say. i must warn you i will post some bollocks and random shit on here but not to worry, they are working on a cure for that as we speak.


I'm never serious, only with certain people. i love music films and DRINKING!! 
my friends and family mean everything to me, (little sister is in fact the daughter of the devil).
i write poetry and i will post some off them
basically im just a normal (partly) 20 year old.


if you dont like the sound of me then FUCK OFF INIT!!