Another Holiday Another Fall

June 2007
Location: Leysdown Beach, Kent.


It was our first week of our annual family holiday and me and Ella was taking a walk one sunny afternoon on the beach, we started walking towards Warden Bay, chatting away about what to have for dinner and what to wear to the club that night when we realized how far we had walked but carried on anyway.
It was nice the two of us having some alone sister time when we came to a gate which was stuck so we had to find another way around it.
On one side was stinging nettles and on the other side was a nice clear "safe" bit, so Ella took on the nettles while I opted for the "safe" route, little did I know that it was a mistake.
Ella was talking away about what shoe's to wear, when yes you guessed it my foot got stuck in a little rabbit whole and down the ditch I went.
At the bottom of the ditch was a little stream and because i didn't want to make an ass of myself even more I grabbed on to a wooden post but got about five splinter's and grazed my knee's.
Ella had no idea what had happened and while I was half way down the ditch hanging on for dear life to the wooden post and five splinter's in my hand she was still walking along and talking to her self, and when I didn't answer her she looked round to see what I was doing but of course she couldn't see me.
I can still hear her  now shouting out my name asking me where I was.
I couldn't help but laugh and then I saw her head then saw she was crying with laughter at the sight of me me in the ditch.


After about ten minute's of Ella on the ground laughing at me she finally helped me out of my little situation and to steady my nerves we finally made it back to safe ground (Mr B's) for a game of bingo.


This is the reason why I drink, this is what happens to me when I'm sober..!!


Three year's on and Ella keep's telling this story like it happened yesterday...